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why cancel the bunker anyway? just because a couple dozen minerals? what difference does that make better safe than sorry but whatever

As a protoss player I confirm that it IS accurate........................in SC2 I got into Masters doing only 1 build abusing Mothership Core and Adepts back in 2016.....................

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tosis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Casters would tell you. It’s a Ladder legend. Darth Tosis was a Dark Lord of the Ladder, so powerful and so wise he could use the Macro to influence the Microchlorians to create wins… He had such a knowledge of the Cheese side that he could even keep the SCV's he cared about from dying. The Cheese side of the Macro is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, including knowing ''when'' Zerglings ''should'' attack. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his MMR, which eventually, of course, he did to some A rank players. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice in the Chat everything he knew, then his apprentice killed his credibility in his sleep. Ironic. He could describe how to save other players from loss, but not himself."

I had such a shit day but damn this video made me smile again.

Its true, our terran offrace is even better than terran mains too lol

This thumbnail... LOL!!

this is funny as fuck do you have the vod

This Artosis guy plays old school style, and he probably never touched WarCraft 3. While the opponents that beat him play more like WarCraft 3 players than old school BroodWar. To be honest i've become much better at SC when i played WarCraft 3. WarCraft 3 promotes bold and creative styles, early harassments, drop ship surprises, using the drop-ship to quickly drop, attack and then retrieve my units, and many more tactics that we don't really see in old school SC. Also Artosis is a "one trick pony", he always goes for vultures & tanks, and almost always neglects to make air units, of only just to scout faster and more effective, and also maybe to defend the base more effectively than the static turrets or the slow goliaths. And ofcourse some of the people who beat him are mappers and use other hacks as well. Still try to go for wraiths and valkiries instead of making so much vultures and especially goliaths. You will suddenly see how easy you can defend from drop ships and recall and also how easy you will scout and support you ground army.

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This is Art. Pun intended.

Artosis is completely right, you have to be an idiot to watch him.😂

Why wont someone find and help this poor elderly man being forced to play ladder every day? he is clearly confused and agitated and social services need to step in.

A true classic

He really was on a roll when he had the mustache haha

Artosis expects all his opponents to line up like the redcoats did in the Civil War

To be fair purple is a shade or red and blue so it indeed is red….

What am I watching? What is this guy?!

I guess even with no knowledge about the game this is funny, but bro if you know a bit of starcraft this is extra hilarious. 3rd base never, looses to two base timings and stupid one base all ins to two expands. Funny man.

You can't know most people personality at first glance...

This is the video that started it all and got me watching Artosis. Thank you Adam Dunas for this gift of endless salt

i love seeing artosis be so positive and open-minnded about his opponents skill levels at the beginning XD

Artosis turned into IdrA hahahha

Artosis is basically just darksidephil

Artosis is sc Jesus. He suffers because we’re stupid. “I don’t dream of sc but when I do it’s supply blocks.” Fucking great

can someone explain to me what even happened at 0:28

i love that he even cries about other terrans, truly unhinged and im here for it.

Mustache is fabolous

Dude, watching your casts I thought you were cool. Seriously, you are such a whining baby. I barely recognize you from your casts. Such a disappointment.

2 bunkers at home, 8 marines, and 2 turrets. Counters Arbiter. Always build a bunker vs Zerg. Relying on knowing your opponents 'build order' leaves you open to jank.

I've not played the game for 20 years, and was never able to play multiplayer (grr, my store bought copy had an already used cd key...grr in 1998) but why does he get angry when in the first guy's case his opponent clearly outplayed him when you look at the scores?

I have no idea how he improves with that mentality....

3:01 lmfao, this is gold. I love it when he's in this mood XD

I think Artosis has an anger issue

I was having a bad day but after watching this I feel better.

Funny video, but whoever edited this PLEASE don't use a black screen between scene transitions. It's super f'ing annoying

Artosis cinematic universe.

is this a act? no grown man acts like this right?

This is one of the funniest things ive seen this year

9:52 Shits His pants

Reading the clueless comments from his viewers is more tilting than Artosis' own scrubbery.

Rumor has it that he now works in pharma industry helping developing downers and antipsychotics. No, not as a scientist.

Artosis sounds like me when I play fighting games.

Dropship Man

this video is freaking disgusting this guy should be locked up

I actually feel bad for his wife/kids listening to these tantrums. To be doing this at his age is pretty pathetic, tbh. Time to find a different game, or better yet a different career.

Please just unsub and don't watch him, just as he asked. Watch someone who actually can play the game

The usual protoss experience

this video is freaking disgusting this guy should be locked up

Wow he's really losing hold of himself at 11 minutes

Literally idra